You know the guy that has to argue with you, regardless of how little of a fuck you give? There arent many ways to deal with a guy like this, but here’s one. Don’t respond to anything he says. When he asks you a question fake like you don’t understand english. Start speaking russian to him.
One of the things that pisses me off more than anything is religious freaks. Not like anybody I’ve ever met, but the extreme sons of bitches. Today I watched an X-Files episode where this cult leader (horrifyingly charismatic and modeled after Charles Manson) impregnated his daughter and he laid…
Agreed.
Bob was having a nightmare. In it, he was wearing a prom dress, even though he was thirty-two years old. The prom dress was covered with sequins and stank like pee. Bob, in his nightmare, felt ashamed of himself, so he opened the closet door to hide inside. Thousands of dead batteries tumbled out,…
I loved this.
Dick move little kid… Wait you’re a man? Grow up little bitch.
Ski trip
Birthday meal
Bust (Taken with instagram)
Poop
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